Wanna buy gas for tomorrow at today’s prices? It’s easy, just go to MyGallons.com. Of course, if the price of gas comes back down, you could get screwed. Hahaha! The price of gas coming back down! That was a joke. It’s never coming back down.
A life jacket from the Titanic just sold for almost $70,000. No wonder it’s so expensive: Wearers of this life jacket are said to be “unsinkable.”
600 Starbucks to close. Said a company spokesman, “We chaid to make things work, but they just didn’t panne out. I think I speak for Americanos everyone when I say that today I feel like Crappucino.”
Renowned cheese carver Troy Landwehr just created a cheese sculpture of the famous Declaration of Indepenence painting. Couldn’t find any pictures, but I did find this video of him carving the Statue of Liberty out of cheese. Just in time for the 4th!
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Kerri-Lee 07.02.08 at 10:49 pm
Johnny Goodtimes– have I ever told you how much I love your Weird News Wednesdays? I also love John Bolaris’ “Wedding Day Wednesdays.” You are both AWESOME. Just wanted to let you know