-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When robber steals your lemonade, chase him into nearby house and call the cops.
-Crop circles! This one’s awesome.
-Just when you thought Jersey drivers couldn’t get any more insane, they start throwing bricks at other cars. (RELATED: Recent column I wrote in the Metro about Jersey drivers.)
-If there is one party a DJ can play and not have to worry about getting stabbed, it’s a wedding reception. Right?
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