The HOTT Nanny has retired from “Nannytown,” and now she’s heading to UGA for summer classes.
Here is her pressing “To Do” list, as written in her words:
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The following things, in no particular order, need to happen ASAP:
Hang out with Regis and Kelly.
Go to Philadelphia.
Watch the new Sex and the City movie.
Get the air conditioning to work properly.
Get a webcam.
Make sweet video blogs.
Become a kung fu master.
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*BREAKING NEWS* Shaikens retires from her “nannying” and goes back to school! In her words:
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Here’s what I gave the Nannytown family, just in case they started missing me too much:
Yeah, meet SHAIKENS THE PIRATE.
I’m thinking about making these in bulk and selling them for a fancy price of 6 bucks.
Anyone interested?
If you are, actually, that’s kind of weird.
Nonetheless, you’d still be awesome for owning Shaikens the Pirate. And, it’d make for a sweet Halloween decoration.
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This is KL again: I think 6 bucks is a little steep, and I think Philly needs to be number 1 on the “To Do” list. Thoughts bloggers?
{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }
JT 06.02.08 at 12:34 pm
Smashler - it ain’t the six simoleans, don’t have a place to put it. (be nice)
Six bucks ? That’s more than pirate corn.
shaikens 06.02.08 at 5:00 pm
You silly thing you! If you noticed, I said that my To Do list was in no particular order! And as for the six bucks, I mean… where else would you get a SHAIKENS THE PIRATE? It would be a total monopoly. Sure, there might be fakes out there, but you would know the difference when you saw a true genuine pirate.
JT- Umm… are you saying that you don’t have a place for me in your life? Yeah… OKAY. Stop lying.
Kerri-Lee 06.02.08 at 7:43 pm
I saw that part too, I just figured the Philly trip shouldn’t be in, “No particular order.” (double negatives, I know) It should be number one!!!
JT 06.02.08 at 8:00 pm
JT- Umm… are you saying that you don’t have a place for me in your life? Yeah… OKAY. Stop lying.
I don’t have a place for a lifesize cardboard cutout. Of anyone. Unless you want me to nail it on the inside of my bathroom door.
Then, I would be more comfortable if you had two eyepatches. And you would be more comfortable with noseplugs.
shaikens 06.02.08 at 9:45 pm
JT- my mom wanted to know who you are, she thinks you’re funny. She finally checked out the site. Everyone say HEY MAMA! HEY!
Ok… anyway…
for once this internet is working in my apartment! woohoo!!
JT 06.02.08 at 9:59 pm
Comment by shaikens on 2 June 2008:
JT- my mom wanted to know who you are, she thinks you’re funny.
Tell your mom she has good taste in bloggers.
HEY MAMA HEY !
shaikens 06.03.08 at 9:52 am
keep your eye out today for a video blog.
Chris B 06.03.08 at 10:39 am
Well, looks like you can ONLY use one eye in that outfit!
JT 06.03.08 at 11:55 am
Comment by shaikens on 2 June 2008:
JT- my mom wanted to know who you are, she thinks you’re funny.
Thank yew, Mrs. Smashley.
shaikens 06.03.08 at 4:24 pm
Hey! I made my first video blog. WEBCAM ACTION… go look!
shaikens 06.03.08 at 4:24 pm
Oh, and I am not looking that great. Watch it and youll know why.
JT 06.03.08 at 6:07 pm
Comment by shaikens on 3 June 2008:
Hey! I made my first video blog. WEBCAM ACTION… go look!
HEY ! Go look WHERE ? …go fish !
JT 06.03.08 at 6:10 pm
Comment by shaikens on 3 June 2008:
Oh, and I am not looking that great. Watch it and youll know why.
Is it another “toothbrush” show ??
Are you wearing ummm…… a Lampshade on yer noggin ?
Standing next to horses with BAGS on their heads ?
JT 06.03.08 at 6:11 pm
Good evening, Mrs. Smashley.
shaikens 06.04.08 at 11:31 am
its on my blog, silly!
JT 06.04.08 at 1:59 pm
Comment by shaikens on 4 June 2008:
its on my blog, silly!
That’s MISTER Silly to you.
JT 06.04.08 at 2:00 pm
Great vid, Smashler, how did it end ? I fell asleep.
shaikens 06.04.08 at 4:38 pm
OUCH. that hurt.
JT 06.04.08 at 6:34 pm
Comment by shaikens on 4 June 2008:
OUCH. that hurt.
Getting hypersensitive in our old age, are we ?
I’ve posted before that if I’m reading or watching tv at night, the more interesting something is, the faster I fall asleep.
For example, I’ve NEVER fallen asleep watching AI.
JT 06.04.08 at 6:37 pm
And what about the MAJOR compliment I gave you on the other channel?
Kl’s “I’m going on vaca, Don’t call us, we’ll call you” blog.
Huh ?
shaikens 06.04.08 at 10:21 pm
hmm… I don’t know JT. My heart still aches.
But Megan Fox is a super babetron.
JT 06.05.08 at 5:33 am
Comment by shaikens on 4 June 2008:
hmm… I don’t know JT. My heart still aches.
Take two blogs and call me in the morning.