This caught my attention when the HOTT Nanny blogged about it, because my mom keeps me up to date with what’s going on in British Columbia (I grew up there) and this foot thing, was something she has told me about a couple of times now. It’s happened yet again…
Here’s Ashley, AKA the HOTT Nanny….
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The Severed Foot Mystery
VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia.”
All four of these feet are RIGHT feet and were wearing a sock and a running shoe.
They think the feet are coming from a plane crash.
Hmm… and I guess, yeah, sure it makes sense. I mean, the chances of all four feet being the RIGHT foot is really likely. Right?
WHAT? OKAY.
Like my good buddy Joey just said:
“Clearly, there’s a shark who can’t digest the right human foot.”
His theory seems slightly more realistic.
But it’s probably a serial killer.
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shaikens 05.28.08 at 10:03 pm
haha, I thought this story was sooo strange. sorry I have disappeared! Today was my birthday, and not to be a debbie downer, but let’s just say “I can cry if I want to.”
Yeah… CSS is back in full force.
I should have come to PHL this weekend, if I had known my plans would be cancelled!
Man, this shark thing. It’s crazy. Glad your mom keeps up on the good news!
JT 05.28.08 at 10:09 pm
Hark ! What light though yon window breaks ?
Why, it is the fair Smashley .
JT 05.28.08 at 10:10 pm
Happy Birthday, Nanster !
JT 05.28.08 at 10:10 pm
Didja get that thing outta your ear ?
shaikens 05.28.08 at 10:14 pm
yeah I did, and I can hear better than ever!!!! haha thanks JT. Today is a national holiday, i hope you remember next year.
JT 05.28.08 at 10:14 pm
but let’s just say “I can cry if I want to.”
This is America, Bay-bee, you can do WHATEVER you want.
But why would ya want ?
Did you, like , turn 22 or something ?
Well, you AIN’T gettin’ NO sympathy from yours truly .
JT 05.28.08 at 10:15 pm
May 28th ? It’s in the bag.
JT 05.28.08 at 10:17 pm
What’s this I hear about you ain’t a Nanny no more ?
So, are you the Hott ex-nanny ?
The Hott Nanny Emeritus ?
Throw us a clue, Nanny Drew.
JT 05.28.08 at 10:19 pm
Hello ?
Are you there ?
Hello. Hello, you’re on the air.
I thought your ear was fixed ?
JT 05.28.08 at 10:28 pm
She’s gone.
I guess I can’t keep up with those 22 year olds anymore.
What is left ?
I guess I’ll have to comment on the subject.
I have to back and read it again.
JT 05.28.08 at 10:34 pm
Nah, I don’t think it’s a serial killer.
Didja ever hear a song and you just CAN’T get it out of your head ?
So maybe there’s a guy who works in a mortuary with a poor sense of direction (that’s why its always a different island)who’s favorite song is “The Hokey Pokey”.
Kerri-Lee 05.29.08 at 3:38 pm
Smashley!!! Happy Birthday… wow, I have celebrated a couple of these with you
You SHOULD have come to PHL, Good Times is taking it out on me that you keep blowing us off… and I’m lucky DMac is still talking to me, because of your “no show” nonsense. Alright, no worries, birthday cake when you finally make it up here! XO KL
Kerri-Lee 05.29.08 at 3:39 pm
oh! And I’m anchoring the 5 and 10pm tonight, but I WILL blog in a bit… I promise. Somehow, the day escaped me today. Oh wait, that happens everyday… Either way, I’ll be blogging soon! KL
JT 05.29.08 at 8:12 pm
Comment by Kerri-Lee on 29 May 2008:
Smashley!!! Happy Birthday… wow, I have celebrated a couple of these with you You SHOULD have come to PHL, Alright, no worries, birthday cake when you finally make it up here! XO KL
Yeah, but you have to BYODS.
Bring your own diet soda.
Or motor oil.
Whichever you prefer.
shaikens 05.30.08 at 9:54 am
Haha, thanks KL. I know… its hard to believe that I’m 22 now. I feel…. like a grandmother.
JT- I love it when you call me smashley! you seem to be on the up and up for what my nicknames are, will you make me a master list please?
BYOD = BRING YOUR OWN DREAM STUD
For me.
hahaha
JT 05.30.08 at 7:26 pm
Smashler - don’t YOU know what your nicknames are ?
Is this a homework assignment ?
BYOD ? I AM my own dream stud.
And I bring me wherever I go.
JT 05.30.08 at 7:43 pm
Here’s an update about my garden.
My two dollar tomato plants are doing ok. They’ve grown a bit, and some of them have blossoms.
But, ya know, for two buck plants, I think they should come in the house and do the dishes once in a while.
My eggplant plants (Eggplant plants. How many plants could an eggplant plant if the eggplant had no pants? - Hey - it’s Friday.) have grown a little and they maintain a quiet dignity.
The notorious bush pickles are really pepper plants. They too, have blossoms and have recovered nicely from their identity crisis.
The pepper plants from “Itly” ?
They’re really tomato plants. From “Itly”.
And they ain’t doin’ so hot.
I might have to get down on one knee and croon some Jerry Vale (using the hose nozzle as a microphone…”When your old wedding ring was new…..”) just to make them feel at home.
I should probably do that when my neighbors are away.
JT 05.30.08 at 7:49 pm
ANOTHER post disappeared.
Oh, yeah, and it contained ALL of Smashley’s nicknames, some secret recipe’s, a treasure map, the address of a gas station with fifty cent a gallon gas, KL’s phone number, a diet that lets you lose 78 Lbs an hour, and a chance to win a free trip to the moon. Plus expenses.
crazy 05.31.08 at 9:35 am
Wait you’re 22 and feel like a grandmother???
LOL
Oh to be young again and think 22 is old…..
shaikens 05.31.08 at 4:59 pm
hahaha, yeah, i know, it’s kind of crazy. but that’s why i’m no longer nannying and working my life away… back to the university life!
shaikens 05.31.08 at 4:59 pm
oooh, i like that name: THE SMASHLER
JT 06.01.08 at 10:15 am
Smashler - I went fishing this morning, And……
I LOST MY HAT !!!!!
I guess that’s the Karmic payback for making fun of Kl’s lid.
(sigh) Live and learn.
shaikens 06.02.08 at 5:02 pm
JT, I’m glad to see that you’re learning… RESPECT. KL’s hat would have never even thought about flying off.
So yeah. There. Beat that.
JT 06.02.08 at 7:47 pm
Comment by shaikens on 2 June 2008:
JT, I’m glad to see that you’re learning… RESPECT. KL’s hat would have never even thought about flying off.
So yeah. There. Beat that.
You’re baiting me.
You’re trying to trick me into saying something like “That hat couldn’t achieve flight with a rocket engine”.
After I’ve learned the error of my ways.
No backsliding over here, Boss.