Went out for breakfast at Sabrina’s this morning, and got into a strange conversation with my breakfast date (This probably isn’t the best place to tell you this, Kerri-Lee, but…I’ve started seeing other people.) The conversation started because the breakfast she ordered was huge, and I said, “Wow, that looks like what people get when they get their last meal before being executed.” Which got me thinking. First off, being executed isn’t all bad. I mean, you get to eat anything you want, and it’s free. Secondly, if I was going to be executed, I think I’d go with firing squad. And thirdly, what would I want to eat as my last meal? This last one is a doozy. I’m thinking maybe surf and turf. I’d get a steak from Capital Grille and crab legs from Morimoto, and I’d get a fancy cocktail from Apothecary. (I assume they let you drink cocktails for your last meal.) Of course, I would order from my buddy who works at the bar at Morimoto and then he would hide a skeleton key inside the crab legs and I would escape. I mean, I’m innocent, and I don’t deserve to die. They’d be looking for me to go to Mexico, so I would probably try to smuggle myself in a large container on a ship bound for Europe. They’ll never suspect that. Anyways, what would your last meal be? Believe it or not, there is a website that has compiled a list of the Top 10 Last Meals served. Morbid, but absolutely fascinating. I especially like that one guys last words were: “I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this!”

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