Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Hott Nanny wants YOU!
(Ok– so the photo is just to get your attention, but hey)
So yeah, I’ll admit it… I need your help. Again.
But this time it’s not for decoding 11 year old lingo.
Today is May 6th, which means tomorrow is May 7th, which means….
MY LAST FINAL EXAM! Which means…
I have to turn in a whole portfolio of all of my writing, articles, and BLOG.
But here’s the thing… I have about 80 blog entries and I have to turn in a few of the best/funniest/most interesting/best.
So, I need YOU, and you… and you. To tell me which entries have been your favorite, so I can have a better idea of which ones to turn in!
So all of you busy people at the office, take a break from crunching numbers, and crunch some shaikens. If you do, I’ll post an entry dedicated to you and make you sound really cool.
Just comment on this post and tell me the titles of your favs.
THANK YOU!!
{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }
Kerri-Lee 05.06.08 at 11:16 am
I liked the dream sequence, you were Michelle Pfeiffer I think. I also liked the pic of the “pregnant man” where you said, “I just don’t think I could ever get used to this.” And then, I always enjoy your stories about walking into groceries stores and thinking everyone is watching you as you crave icecream and sweets. Those are my favs… since I don’t watch American Idol, I don’t have those on the list, but I’m sure they are good too. My two cents
KL
Chris B 05.06.08 at 12:01 pm
Wish I could help, but I’m helpless!
Good luck on your exam!
shaikens 05.06.08 at 1:25 pm
Haha, I will turn in those two. Thanks for your help KL, you are fantastic as always. Also, that bikini picture is awesommme, and I think I know who it is!
As for you, “Chris B,” I think what you’re really trying to say is that you haven’t experienced the aikens effect, or the hott blog nation, which means…
DO IT.
Johnny Goodtimes 05.06.08 at 3:34 pm
I already know you want me, Hott Nanny. And when you see my award winning goat racing video, quite frankly, it’s only going to make you want me even more. Nonetheless I will still tell you what I think you should post. It’s the dream sequence one about Felicity and Ride the Ducks. That was pretty hilarious.
shaikens 05.06.08 at 4:01 pm
JGT, I think you’re the only one who actually read that entry. Most people didn’t have the patience.
I mean, the riding the ducks part was the best, and no one got that far. So I’m glad to know that you did.
Haha!
Let me check this video out…
Kerri-Lee 05.06.08 at 6:58 pm
Where’s JT? Haven’t heard from him in a little bit…
shaikens 05.06.08 at 7:35 pm
I don’t know… but did you notice that Jack has gone missing?! I just got an email from him explaining his absence, thank goodness, because you can only be absent so many days in the hott blog nation before you get the boot. Turns out, homeboy had his tonsils out and is recovering.
So where’s JT? Hmmm… Maybe he’s gone fishin.
Okay, seriously, time to get back to this homework junk. Grr.
Rich 05.06.08 at 7:37 pm
Maybe its sweeps time for JT too. Sometimes when he has to go to the grind, it can take awhile for him to get back.
Chris B 05.06.08 at 8:45 pm
I didn’t want to ‘fake’ a comment, since I didn’t STUDY for YOUR exam, I think I would only be hurting you by leaving words that were meaningless….
Get it?
I would love to help any way I can…
Show me the way —————>
Do I still have time?
Midnight deadline?
I will be up.
shaikens 05.06.08 at 9:24 pm
Chris B - You definitely still have time homeboy. You have one more hour. Get on it, mister.
shaikens 05.06.08 at 9:25 pm
Oh, and if you don’t know how to get there, click on “shaikens” and I will lead the way…
haha
oh my
the cheese factor just escalated.
Chris B 05.06.08 at 9:30 pm
PLEASE don’t call me ‘homeboy’..
And begging gets you nowhere….
Chris B 05.06.08 at 10:23 pm
FYI - posted anonymous.. but signed with a C.
GOOD LUCK!
Keep me wanting more!
shaikens 05.06.08 at 10:46 pm
Haha, oh Chris, you haven’t seen begging yet… Thanks!
Chris B 05.06.08 at 10:49 pm
And I don’t EVER want to!
You must be better than that..
Chris B 05.06.08 at 10:49 pm
Did I just write “Don’t Ever”.. UGH!!!
I mean NEVER NEVER NEVER.
Chris B 05.06.08 at 10:51 pm
Were you just checking in before midnight to see if I beat the clock?
Carriage still hasn’t turned back into a pumpkin yet!
…. If the shoe fits…….
Chris B 05.06.08 at 10:54 pm
How is it in HotLanta? Speaking of…….
My son was wearing a Michael Vick jersey tonight (because he says it matches his shorts)..
Anyway, I told him I was going to change the back to CONvickT…
Or CONvickTED… or just toss the f*ing thing in the trash!!
shaikens 05.06.08 at 11:34 pm
Hahaha, Hotlanta is heating up, that’s for sure. Michael Vick is an idiot, did you hear his statement back when this was all happening on tv? I thought I was going to die and tinkle my pants.
Your idea for changing the jersey is incredible. So is the fact that your son likes to match his pants!
Yes, I was checking in… time’s almost up. It’s print time.
THANKS!
Chris B 05.07.08 at 9:48 am
Two summers ago it was my goal to get him every NFL team jersey - whether it was thru ebay, new, etc.. Most were used… But hey, he’s a kid and that’s all they wear to school nowadays..
So, he has about 36 (yes, some multiples per team), and i was checking a few weeks back. More than 20 of the players are no longer with the team! (retired or changed teams). Insane..
The jerseys are pretty much obsolete as soon as you buy them!
I preferred it back when they never put names on them..
The other thing that bothers me is that he only wears a select few - yes they have to match his pants/shorts! UGH.
Now I need to buy NFL colored shorts! LOL.
Hope you get an ‘A’ on your project!
Rich 05.08.08 at 7:33 pm
Chris, I actually saw CON-VICK shirts for sale a few months back. I can’t remember what else they did to it, but it was pretty clever.
if you don’t mind getting jerseys of guys that moved to another team, you can really get those cheap and new. I think decent T.O. Eagles jerseys were about $10 last year. That is a cool idea getting all those shirts…I hope you’re getting them on the big side so they last awhile.
Shaikens, you’re right, Vick is an idiot. He was an idiot even before he was on the Falcons at Va. Tech. His brother is another one… I believe the Falcons used their #1 pick on a QB, so they’re definitely saying goodbye to the Vick era.