Paula Abdul is Out of Her Mind– by Johnny Goodtimes
By Contributor Johnny Goodtimes
Last night, Paula Abdul again raised questions as to what is in her cup of Coca Cola. Now, I’ve never seen American Idol, but apparently it’s a real complicated show, and it’s sometimes difficult to tell when the singers start and finish their songs.
She’s right, of course. Jason’s song left me a little empty too. Because he didn’t sing it. Of course, this is far from the first time Paula has played the fool on tv. Here are 3 of her most embarrassing appearances.
1. I love how the anchors just try to play off the fact that Paula is speaking complete gibberish.
2. In this clip, Paula sounds like a record playing backwards.
3. There is nothing, NOTHING that is more upsetting than being kicked out of the production of The Bratz movie. I mean, Paula was gonna make that movie zing!
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Comment by Kerri-Lee on 30 April 2008:
Wow– nice job JGT! For a non-Idol guy, you really researched your topic! Um… can I hit you up for an Idol Blog sometime soon? Ok, I’m pushing it, I know…
Comment by shaikens on 30 April 2008:
I was gonna say… I sure hope KLTV has something about this by now! And of course, JGT beat me to it, since I blogged about too. And, of course, as usual, his is WAY MORE IN DEPTH. Way to be an over-achiever, JGT…..
(JK JGT, JK!)
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 30 April 2008:
If Johnny Goodtimes says yes to your request for Idol blogging, than he has hit his all-time hypocrisy high.
He crushed me on his website for being Angelo Cataldi’s Morning Show Idol Reporter. Here is the link to JGT’s take on my gig as “Idol reporter”:
http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/004269.shtml
That being said, I still think he will say “yes” to Kerri-Lee.
Comment by Kerri-Lee on 30 April 2008:
Shaikens has a new Idol blog! Glad her priorities are back in order, blogging THEN school work
You make me proud girl!
Comment by Chip Chantry on 1 May 2008:
Johnny,
You cold-hearted snake.
Paula’s just been a bit absent minded recently, because she’s still getting over that bitter breakup with MC Skat Cat. Can you blame her? They were complete opposites. For example, She’s got the money and he’s always broke. She don’t like cigarettes and he liked to
smooo-ooke.
It ain’t fiction- just a natural fact.
Don’t worry though- she’s forever your girl.
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 1 May 2008:
My posts are not showing up.
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 1 May 2008:
OK. Maybe they are….
If Johnny Goodtimes accepts Kerri-Lee’s offer to Idol blog, then he will have reached an all-time high in hypocrisy (a standard he sets every week with our local sports teams).
Just a few weeks ago, Johnny chided me on his website for being the 610 WIP morning show American Idol analyst.
http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/004269.shtml
All eyes are on Goodtimes!
Comment by JT on 1 May 2008:
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 1 May 2008:
My posts are not showing up.
Neither are mine.
Comment by Kerri-Lee on 1 May 2008:
Let me check– are mine showing up?
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 1 May 2008:
yours are showing up. And so are mine - way later than when I posted them. Now I look like a psycho. More so.
Comment by Kerri-Lee on 1 May 2008:
Odabashian– where have you been all my life? I need you! Make that, I need your Idol blog!
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 2 May 2008:
Here is a clip from my last radio report on Angelo’s show.
(although I predicted Jason Castro would be voted out).
They were all shocked that anyone would actually sing “America” and “Sweet Caroline”, and not be joking around.
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=996d4642-c24e-4f04-9379-b37c22334f34
I liked it better when it was just “I need you!”
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 2 May 2008:
KLH….my posts are being held in limbo again……
sob sob…
Comment by Steve Odabashian on 2 May 2008:
I feel like the posts that are longer than a few lines are the ones that get held up……