Who Am I? Why Am I Here?
April 24th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
My name is Johnny Goodtimes, and I am Philadelphia’s resident quizmaster and official Man of Leisure. The good people at Fox asked me to contribute to this blog, and I said yes, because I wanted to meet Kerri-Lee and Hott Nanny do some hard-hitting journalism. Anyways, enough about me, let’s see what’s going on in the news:
- Hey, remember that Gross Clinic painting that we didn’t really care about but pretended like we did because it was the cool thing to do a year or so ago? Well, the rich people raised the money to keep it in town. So even though we don’t know the difference between The Gross Clinic and Grosse Pointe Blank, we can still express our relief at cocktail parties that “That Thomas Edison painting isn’t going anywhere.”
- A policeman in South Jersey is in trouble for having sex with a cow. In his defense, I have heard that the cow had some sexy mooooooooves. (Rim shot.)
- Just when Eagles fans thought that the Cowboys would never sign a worse person than TO, they go out and acquire Pacman Jones. Pacman celebrated the Dallas signing by getting stoned to the gills, shooting two strippers, and then molesting a cow.
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Comment by Steve Odabashian on 24 April 2008:
Turn your hearing aid on, Admiral Stockdale!
Comment by DeweyDevil on 24 April 2008:
5 dollah for your hat.
Me love you long time!!!
Comment by shaikens on 24 April 2008:
Hey Johnny! Thanks for the… (shout out).
I really like your picture.
I can tell you and I share the same life goal.
Comment by Kerri-Lee on 25 April 2008:
Johnny– you are AWESOME! Thanks for coming on here and saying hi
I’m so lame, I’ve been so busy I haven’t had a chance to blog much, but today I promise I will, and I’ll get to tell all the regulars here about our first meeting 
KL
Comment by shaikens on 25 April 2008:
I just noticed something. What is that on his chin? Does anyone know?